A New Game!!!!!!
Hey guys! I’ve been developing a new game and I’m so excited to share it with you all! It’s inspired by the show Westworld and an unofficial spinoff of the online computer game Sims. Here’s the new teaser for the game:
A world of West to make of your own creation. Pims: World of West.
The original name was Sims: Westworld but I got into a huge lawsuit over that name! So now it’s Pims: World of West. Pims: World of West is everything you love about Sims! Except with new unique graphics that take Sims to a whole other level. You’ll be throwing your old Sims game in the trash with these new graphics. Here’s a never-before-seen screenshot of the gameplay:
The graphics are completely original! And everything is up to you! Even how you want to shoot somebody!
I won’t even pretend that you actually do the stuff on Sims that the expansion packs give you, like becoming a gardener or cooking filet mignon because you can do that shit in real life! The only life choices you can make in Pims: World of West are extremely inappropriate and not at all socially acceptable! Just like most of the bullshit you pulled in Sims! Like, getting every girl in town pregnant or murdering your Sims! Except now you don’t have to drown them or lock them in a room and make them die of starvation. Now you can just shoot them dead in a fast draw or lynch them!
And everything you loved about Westworld is ingrained in the game! But not too ingrained! Because of the lawsuit! Other activities include manhunts, cheating on your significant other, going on a murder spree around town, prostitution, and more!
Pims: World of West goes on sale TOMORROW so preorder your copy today and it will arrive to your house in six weeks!
***DISCLAIMER***Pims: World of West is not affiliated with Sims or Westworld. Rated M for extremely graphic violence, extremely coarse language, and extreme nudity. Please do not play if you are 30 or under. Do not play if you are at risk of a heart attack or stroke. Do not play if you suffer from HIV or HPV, or if you are pregnant. If you begin to show signs of depression or anxiety, I wouldn’t be surprised. Go see a doctor.
*ALSO A DISCLAIMER* This game is not real and if you read it and thought it was and wanted to buy it, you should see a therapist because you have bigger issues than a lack of sarcasm.